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Tue, 11 Jul 2017 20:08:42 -0400

twocrownking: hyrude: tell me why this budgetless gay youtube...

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 19:59:33 -0400

hyrude:

tell me why this budgetless gay youtube series made for fun by a group of friends has the best editing and writing of anything i’ve watched in a year.

also tell me how this single scene can contain every single one of the top three most iconic lines in history.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0bBXn_fmXlleQAdRH6wHQw

mszombi: imagineham: plume: OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL...

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 19:35:37 -0400

mszombi:

imagineham:

plume:

OMG everyone I know the ACTUAL story behind the gif this time!

Yes, it’s in Australia– that’s a big angry goanna that wandered into a popular restaurant. All the Australians in the vicinity went OH FUCK NO and cleared off, because goannas are mean.

The waitress you see there is a French exchange student, who was quoted as saying something to the effect of “I thought it was a weird ugly dog” and had no idea it was a reptile that wanted to rip her arms off. She’s been hailed as a hero who saved diners.

Australia is a fucking weird place

What the fuck typa dogs they got in France?

Advice for girls: buy skinny jeans in the boy’s section

Tue, 11 Jul 2017 19:28:48 -0400

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thatoneartyishperson:

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prismatic-bell:

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They’re more comfortable, still form fitting, and best of all: THE POCKETS. THEY HAVE ACTUAL POCKETS.

don’t believe me? look:

these are boys pants, and they look just as good on me as any other skinny jeans I own

See that phone? I’m going to put it in the pocket. Must be so small right??

Ah yes, girl pants length. Probably can’t fit any further than that-

what? what’s this?

Good god. Oh good lord in heaven. This is blasphemous.

Look at how much room is still there. There’s chaos in the streets. Babies are crying. Fashion designers are screaming out of fear of the unknown.

Buy your pants in the boys section, girls. Live in the beautiful world you deserve where you can fit shit in your pocket.

Curvy ladies: Men’s dress pants have more room in the butt. I don’t know why, I only know that all my dress pants for work are off the rack in the men’s department in Target. Literally nobody has noticed, except a couple of my younger coworkers who’ve asked me–you guessed it–”oh my god, where did you find pants with pockets?”

Tall ladies: men’s pants are easier to find in longer lengths than women’s pants are.

Trans ladies: Wanna get on this gravy train, but afraid people will misgender you for wearing clothes off the men’s racks? Step one: tell me who these people are and I will punch them in the face. Step two: if it doesn’t make you dysphoric, please don’t feel obligated to wear pants off the women’s racks if pants off the men’s racks are more comfy/useful to you. I’m a cis woman who’s been wearing pants from the boys’ section and, later, the men’s section, ever since I hit puberty and in thirteen years maybe, maybe half a dozen people have noticed. And it’s always women asking the oh-my-god-pockets question. You’re all good. <3

Fat ladies: you will pay the same for a pair of 42x32 jeans as for a pair of 34x32 jeans, instead of having to pay some kind of Fat Penance Tax by way of being in the “plus size” section. Also, did I mention more room in the butt?

Ladies concerned about modesty: For obvious reasons, there is more crotch space in men’s pants. Embrace it and enjoy a life free from cameltoe worries and spontaneous labia-wedgies when you squat down.

All ladies: I swear to god the waists in women’s pants these days are made specifically to fit exactly nobody so that no matter what you do, your underwear will show. Men’s pants do not do this. The waists sit where they’re supposed to and will actually lay flat against the small of your back instead of flopping open to show your unmentionables to the world. If you want hiphugger jeans, buy one leg-length too small and one waist-size too large and let them hang, and they still won’t accidentally show your undies. Men’s pants will last longer. They cost less, in a lot of cases. Embrace the men’s jeans. Buy the men’s jeans. Stop buying shitty flimsy women’s jeans that wear out in six months.

AND FINALLY: to determine your size in men’s pants, take a tape measure around your waist at its smallest point. This is your waist size and will be the first number in a pair of men’s pants. Next, take the tape measure from about an inch below your no-no squares parts, and run it to your ankle. (You may need a friend or parent to help with this.) This is your inseam length, and will be the second number on a pair of men’s pants. Men’s and boys’ pants are tailored the same way, so if you have trouble finding your waist size in men’s, hop over to the boys’ section. Feel no shame. If they’d give us decent fucking pants we wouldn’t have to steal theirs, right?

Listen you guys, I am SO MAD ABOUT THIS. I’ve seen this first post before, and recently my mom said, “Hey, did you see that post on Tumblr about shopping for jeans in the men’s department?”

And I said yeah, I’d seen it, I’ve been through the Trying To Fit Clothes On My Stupid Body wars, and this post really only applied to skinny jeans because they’re so stretchy. It couldn’t possibly work for regular jeans! I have TRIED SO MANY TIMES. I’ve always shopped in the men’s department because women’s clothes are like 90% bullshit and 10% fake pockets.

But I hadn’t seen the second addition, which gave me more hope, and I decided to just try on a few pairs when I was at Old Navy the other day. They have some “classic” jeans with no give to them at all, which is what I was trying on years ago that convinced me it just wasn’t possible. (Jeans in my price range didn’t really come with any form of stretch back then, as I recall. Textile technology is bad-ass.) But these days they mostly have “flex” jeans that have some give to them. (Women’s jeans are usually labeled “stretch” but apparently men’s have to be “flex” like they need stretchy garments so their HUGE MUSCLES don’t just TEAR THEIR CLOTHES!)

This was totally an impulse decision so I couldn’t measure myself, but I grabbed a few sizes based on what I vaguely thought my measurements probably were and decided it couldn’t possibly be worse than the endless cycle of regret, dissatisfaction, and recrimination that is trying on women’s clothing.

The first pair I tried on fit like a DREAM. I’ve been gaining weight lately which is a whole separate nightmare (mainly centered around “but I don’t WANT to buy new bras, this is bullshit!”) and the reason I need to buy new jeans because nothing freaking fits me, and I was sure these wouldn’t either, but DAMN. They’re the best pair of jeans I own. Twice as thick, pockets twice as big, legs nice and loose (they don’t even sell women’s jeans with a cut remotely similar to this), and contrary to my super dumb opinion from before this experience, they’ve got my plenty of room for all my womanly curvey bits. AND because they’re actually a relaxed fit instead of trying to cling to every inch of me, they don’t show my weight nearly as much as my women’s jeans do, they’re easier to move in, they’re not constantly inching down my hips with every move I make, and overall they just make me feel GOOD about how I look which is a strange new sensation I could definitely get used to.

It’s like a miracle. I want to cry both out of joy and because of all the shitty jeans now filling my closet when I could have been buying comfortable, relaxed, pocket-having men’s jeans all these years. Many blessings to the posters above, may your crops grow and your cows give milk and your jeans hold all the gadgets you desire.

Also: men’s pants have constant sizes that are based off of actual measurements instead of the women’s whatever-the-company-wants-to-make-the-size sizes. They’re far more reliable and your size will translate to other brands.

@get-dunkd-on help me remember this for our next Goodwill run lmao

I HAVE to try some men’s jeans. Sick of these super skinny show everything always having to be hitched up no pocket crap jeans!

Honestly signal boost. Because imagine this actually starts some kind of ludicrous pants revolution that ends up causing women’s pants fashion company’s sales to tank, absolutely forcing them to realize men’s pants have always had the right idea and start doing that instead of this bullshit. Like just imagine. And don’t just signal boost this. Tell every woman you know. Tell every trans friend and every curvy friend out there. You see a lady down the street, stop her and tell her you’ve discovered a new gospel and it’s purchasing men’s pants. With the way women spread information when we’re excited, the mentioned scenario could actually be hella achievable

PRAISE THE UNIVERSE I FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

Guys. Gals. Non binary pals. As a trans ftm person who just recently started shopping in the men’s department and has gigantic hips full of dysphoria let me tell you a thing.

Athletic cut jeans have more room in the butt. I repeat. Athletic cut jeans have more room in the butt. You don’t need to go to the dress pants to fit your lovely curvy self in there. Go to the regular section or big and tall if you’re a bit taller and/or wider, and there’ll be a little section of athletic style jeans. They’ve still got the giant blessed pockets and the room in the crotch and if you’re really curvy with a large bone structure like I am you can get yourself some quality pants.

This has been an addition by your local nb trans dude. Thank you for your time.

Reblog to save a fucking life

Not having any friends is also pretty shitty.

Sat, 08 Jul 2017 20:04:27 -0400

Not having any friends is also pretty shitty.

I am so fucking sick of being under appreciated, taken for granted, and mistreated. I have really...

Sat, 08 Jul 2017 19:49:01 -0400

I am so fucking sick of being under appreciated, taken for granted, and mistreated. I have really hated my twenties so far.

iglovequotes:http://iglovequotes.net/ Exactly how it looked....

Wed, 07 Jun 2017 18:36:08 -0400

iglovequotes:

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Exactly how it looked. Eery.

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Wed, 07 Jun 2017 18:35:21 -0400

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Wed, 07 Jun 2017 17:46:20 -0400

Is it possible that God simply doesn't work the way you thought? That he didn't betray you, simply because he wasn't speaking before? I don't believe he's actively ignoring you. I just believe it's possible that he might not have been "speaking" the way you might have expected him to, or been trained to. For God not to respond the way you want him to doesn't necessarily denote betrayal.

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 19:47:06 -0400

A loving God wouldn’t leave someone having a hard time that was actively seeking them. But by all means, I’m wrong, you’re right. Either way I won’t forgive Him until he apologizes (which we know won’t happen because he’s “always right”) or unless I get an explanation, which He also isn’t join got do. IF you want to talk further ask me private questions so I don’t have to air my business out on the whole blog. pretty sure I know who this is though.

rainbowkittenfansite:Wasted, Rainbow kitten surprise.

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 13:53:53 -0400

rainbowkittenfansite:

Wasted, Rainbow kitten surprise.

rainbowkittenfansite:Lady lie, Rainbow kitten surprise. Fave.

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 13:53:45 -0400

rainbowkittenfansite:

Lady lie, Rainbow kitten surprise.

Fave.

rainbowkittenfansite:Bare bones, Rainbow kitten surprise. Hands...

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 13:53:31 -0400

rainbowkittenfansite:

Bare bones, Rainbow kitten surprise.

Hands down my fave band. One of my fave songs as well. Their name always makes people look at me funny and doubt how incredible they are, until they give them a listen.

autumncat:RKS gets me

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 13:51:29 -0400

autumncat:

RKS gets me

"Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, so..."

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 12:53:31 -0400

“Sometimes people let the same problem make them miserable for years when they could just say, so what. That’s one of my favorite things to say. So what.”

- Andy Warhol
(via wnq-art)

"Have you ever just laid down and thought about how you have so many ‘friends’ but in actuality you..."

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 12:51:39 -0400

“Have you ever just laid down and thought about how you have so many ‘friends’ but in actuality you have no one? It’s not like you wanna think about it but you do. and you start to cry but you don’t want anyone to hear you so you start to silent cry and it’s the most painful feeling because you wanna scream and let all your emotions out but you put your hand over your mouth, close your eyes, and lets the tears and your fears consume you.”

- (via brokenheartedpoems)

I'm sincerely sorry you feel betrayed and like God let you down. I think it's easy to feel that way when you've been trained to believe he operates a certain way. I don't know the details, but I'd like to encourage you to maybe see that rather than God directly opposing you, maybe he just doesn't work the way you've been told. It's an adjustment. I've been there. And it sucks learning it. Whatever your conclusion, you're loved. Hang in there.

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 12:11:23 -0400

Oh I know that Christians will suffer like Christ suffers, and His entrance into your life is not the exit of all things difficult and sticky. I am quite familiar with Joel Osteen and the prosperity Gospel… barf. But when I needed God the most, when virtually everything in my life went to hell… the one thing I asked for was not for Him to take it away, was not to change my situation, but instead I made a simple request when I petitioned in prayer. I said, actually no, I howled, screamed, cried out in desperation to God to show me He was with me. To show me He is walking with me through this hard time. To carry me because I cannot do it on my own. Just tell me you’re here. I feel alone. I did what any Christian should do in turmoil. Run towards Christ instead of away from Him when hard times come. But God’s silence was deafening. He left me alone. When I needed Him the most he was silent. And it was cruel. When the foundation of everything you believe is that God will never leave you or forsake you. That He is the Good Shepard who will leave the flock to go after the one. That He is good. When God abandoned me that crushed me. The one person, thing, truth that I knew would never let me down despite everything else of the world that would… when He let me down and left me high and dry that broke me. It was utterly cruel.

tracknumber-6: 🔥💥🔥

Tue, 06 Jun 2017 02:24:23 -0400

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Hi just checking in to see how you are doing? Do you have Instagram?

Sat, 13 May 2017 13:03:39 -0400

I’m doing meh. Just existing and going through the motions of life. I’m more sad than happy, but that’s life. Yes I have instagram!